With the theme for 2024 being “Historicon goes to the Movies”, part of the idea for the game is to use quotes from the film to make chance cards. I thought of all sorts of creative ideas, but in the end decided to just go with the ideas Neil Thomas set forth himself in One Hour Wargames, slightly modified. The result was one deck of 15 chance cards for each side.
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French Quote
French Effect
1
[Observing the advance of the Gordon Highlanders]
Napoleon: Has Wellington nothing to offer me but
these Amazons?
None
2
Mulholland: Brave Frenchmen! You have done all that
the honor of war demands; His Grace, the Duke of
Wellington, invites you to save your lives! Will you
surrender?
Cambronne: MERDE!
None
3
Napoleon: Those men on grey horses are terrifying.
Marshal Soult: They are the noblest cavalry in
Europe; and the worst led.
Napoleon: That may be; that may be, but we will
match them with our lancers.
None
4
Napoleon [in pain from piles] My body is dying, but
my mind is still good!
None
5
Napoleon: The only enemy I fear is nature.
None
6
Napoleon: Never interrupt your enemy while he’s making
a mistake. That’s bad manners.
Enemy Panic!
One enemy unit acquires
1-3 hits!
7
Napoleon: What’s he doing? What’s Ney doing? Can’t
I leave the field for a minute? How can a man go
forward with the cavalry without infantry support?
Confusion
1-3 French units of one
command may not move
this turn
8
Napoleon: Let’s not have any disagreement.
Any disagreement only leads to disaster.
Confusion
1-3 French units of one
command may not move
this turn
9
Napoleon: This Wellington wages war in a new way.
He fights, sitting on his ass. Well, we’ll have to move
him off it.
Low Ammo
1-3 French units of one
command may not fire
this turn
10
Napoleon: Battles are lost and won in a quarter
of an hour.
Low Ammo
1-3 French units of one
command may not fire
this turn
11
Napoleon: If I die, it will be here, in the field,
with my men!
Demoralization
A single French unit
acquires 1-3 hits
12
Wellington: On the field of battle his hat is worth
fifty thousand men; but he is not a gentleman.
Initiative
A single French unit is
chosen to either move
twice, move then shoot,
or shoot twice.
13
Wellington: [on Napoleon’s maneuver that split the
English and Prussian armies]
By God, that man does war honor.
Initiative
A single French unit is
chosen to either move
twice, move then shoot,
or shoot twice.
14
Napoleon: I’ve been in this position before, at the
battle of Marengo. I lost the battle at 5:00, but I won it
back again at 7!
Rally!
1-3 French units are
chosen to remove 1-2 hits
each
15
Napoleon: Let me tell you something. The most
precious quality in life is loyalty. Loyalty!
Rally!
1-3 French units are
chosen to remove 1-2 hits
each
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British Quote
British effect
1
Wellington: Next to a battle lost, the saddest thing
is a battle won.
None
2
Lord Uxbridge: As I am second-in-command and in case anything should happen to you, what
are your plans?
Wellington: To beat the French.
None
3
Wellington: Dramatic fellows, these French. Music and banners. Quite beautiful. You’re a lucky fellow,
aren’t you, Hay, to see such a wonder in
your first battle.
None
4
Lord Gordon: Good beans, Wellington!
Wellington: If there is anything in this world about which I know positively nothing, it is agriculture.
None
5
[before the battle starts, the British troops are
singing a mocking song about Napoleon]
William De Lancey: Shall I shut them up, Sir?
Wellington: No, no, indulge it . Anything that wastes time is good. Indulge it. Normally I don’t like cheering,
but there’s always a time to cut cards with the Devil.
None
6
Mulholland: We’re doing murder, your grace.
Wellington: I hope to God… that I’ve fought my last battle.
Enemy Panic!
One enemy unit
acquires 1-3 hits!
7
Lord Uxbridge: By God, Sir. I’ve lost my leg.
Wellington: By God, Sir. So you have.
Confusion
1-3 Allied units of one
command may not
move this turn
8
Wellington: If Blucher doesn’t show up here soon,
they’ll break every bone in my body!
Confusion
1-3 Allied units of one
command may not
move this turn
9
Wellington: Brotherly business, isn’t it, De Lancey…
killing.
Low Ammo
1-3 Allied units of one
command may not fire
this turn
10
Wellington: Commanders of armies have
something better to do than to fire at each other.
Low Ammo
1-3 Allied units of one
command may not fire
this turn
11
Wellington: It appears, Uxbridge, we’re losing the battle. Give me night, or give me Blucher!
Demoralization
A single Allied unit
acquires 1-3 hits
12
Sarah: General Picton doesn’t know how to walk
in a ballroom.
Wellington: But he is very good when he is
dancing with the French.
Initiative
A single Allied unit may
be chosen to either
move twice, move then shoot, or shoot twice.
13
Wellington: The whole line will advance.
Lord Uxbridge: In which direction, your grace?
Wellington: Why, straight ahead to be sure.
Initiative
A single Allied unit may
be chosen to either
move twice, move then shoot, or shoot twice.
14
Wellington: [referring to his army] I don’t know
what they’ll do to the enemy; but, by God,
they frighten me.
Rally!
1-3 Allied units are
chosen to remove 1-2
hits each
15
Wellington: They’re coming on in the same old style.
Picton: Well, then we shall have to meet them in the
same old style.
Rally!
1-3 Allied units are
chosen to remove 1-2
hits each